Friday, October 02, 2009

• Hatton to be Xmas hit man
  BOXING sensation Ricky Hatton turns his hand to hits of another kind – releasing single

TODAY

• Biz bites and showbiz snaps
  GET the rest of today’s showbiz news, gossip and pictures in our fun bite size chunks

• Depp's £32m to be Jack again
  HUNK Johnny Depp will net £32m to star in the fourth Pirates Of The Caribbean movie

• The love Burns bright for Dylan
  BOB Dylan reveals his No1 inspiration is Scot poet Robert Burns and song A Red, Red Rose

• Lindsay Lohan: I'll adopt a child
  LESBIAN actress Lindsay Lohan plans to follow celeb trend and adopt a child in need

• Top 20 singles and 10 albums
  CHECK out which acts are No1 in this week's new official UK singles and albums charts

• I turned down 'gay' Ronaldo
  MAN Utd womaniser Ronaldo given brush-off by soap star who thought he was gay

• Alesha Dixon turns flirty thirty
  STUNNING singer Alesha Dixon says all she wants for her 30th birthday is a new man

• Blake's sicko threats to Mitch
  WINEHOUSE'S hubby Blake Fielder-Civil sent vile and abusive letter to her cabbie dad Mitch

• Holly wants to make us jolly
  SLIDESHOW: GOOD news! Aussie stunner Holly Valance wants to make a pop return

• Salma busts out on German TV
  SEXY actress shows off mega cleavage while wearing Bavarian dress on German TV

• Posh shops in super stilettos
  VICTORIA Beckham totters in bizarre shoes — as she takes her sons to a mall in LA

• Has Kylie got a hot new man?
  POP princess looks as though she may have bagged herself a toyboy at party in Paris

• Minogue's new man in his pants
  HUNK snuggling up to Kylie Minogue at Dita bash is Spanish model Andres Velencoso

• Stone me! Look at those pants
  US star Sharon should expect a visit from the fashion police thanks to these awful trousers

• Chris Martin does the double
  COLDPLAY win Best Album and Best Act In The World Today at the Q Awards in London

• Broody Mariah wants baby diva
  CAREY and new hubby Nick Cannon want to have kids and are now putting plans in place

• Ange's skin is Changeling
  ANGELINA Jolie shows off some new ink at the US premiere of Changeling in NYC

• Nicola nips out for her 23rd
  NICOLA Roberts leaves party in a mess - carrying on Girls Aloud's proud tradition

• Miley's Mickey Mouse birthday
  HANNAH Montana star takes over Disneyland for her wildly OTT star-studded Sweet 16 do

• Sexy Nell looks just Wonder-ful
  MODEL wears a saucy Wonder Woman outfit and clocks decent time in the Great North Run

• Yeeha! Naomi is a sexy cowgirl
  FIERY model wears a collection of cowgirl-inspired outfits during Paris fashion week

• Anne sends herself up on TV
  HATHAWAY laughs off romance with former beau who's pleaded guilty to fraud charges

• Xtina looks like Vicky Pollard
  AGUILERA wouldn't look out of place on the Little Britain set in hat and leggings combo

• Danielle: I love getting Botox
  LLOYD has admitted to having Botox injected in her face, despite being only 24-years-old

• Pammi strips naked for Hugh
  PICTURE SPECIAL: SEE Pamela Anderson give Playboy boss his cake in birthday suit

• Britney caught speeding again
  SINGER records top speeds at go-karting track in LA while being filmed for new DVD

• Babe Beyonce's a bikini beauty
  SINGER relaxes by the pool during a break in Miami, looking very hot in skimpy two-piece

• Jodie's flashy night with Defoe
  MARSH get boobs out at Jermain's party, attended by footie pals and their WAGS

• 'Scratch' riddle of Stewart's son
  ROD Stewart's son Sean checked into rehab with scratches all over his face

YESTERDAY

• Will.I.Am gets Pea-litical
  STAR says Sarah Palin is as useful to US politics as a midget in a basketball game

• Christina's an ice-cream dream
  SEXY singer poses with a giant ice-cream to promote new song Keeps Getting Better

• Is Cheeky Girl set to marry?
  CHEEKY Girl Gabriela Irimia flashes huge wedding ring on a night out with her new man

Saturday, October 04, 2008

• Glasto tickets go for sale early
  GLASTONBURY tickets will go on sale on the internet this weekend — six months early

• Need a night's Cip, Danny?
  RUGBY ace Cipriani is pictured leaving Kelly Brook's flat looking totally exhausted

• Les be having fun this Xmas
  TV star sings up to record a Christmas charity single with indie kids The Wombats

• Liam's legging it in sports gear
  OASIS frontman is spotted in his jogging gear as he shopped with his missus Nicole

• Kate set to play style icon Viv
  ACTRESS Kate Winslet is to play designer Vivienne Westwood in an upcoming biopic

• Lily Allen does a high street shop
  SINGER seems like such a down-to-earth girl on a shopping trip for a clothes airer

• Cheryl's song plea to Ashley
  SINGER Cole pleads 'Just be faithful to me' in new song on the latest Girls Aloud LP

• Lewis and Nic's Paris getaway
  F1 driver and his missus star in a series of snaps from their sickly sweet Paris tour

Friday, October 03, 2008

• WAG Mears: I've quit footballers
  SLIDESHOW: BABE poses for sexy shoot and says she'll stay clear of footie stars

• It's all over now for Ronnie & Jo
  STAR frets outside solicitor’s office before finding out how much divorce will cost him

• Blur man's cheesy tribute
  ALEX James pays tribute to New Order by naming a cheese after their signature track

• Kelly Brook's a cream come true
  AFTER watching her man's rugby comeback actress shows off curves in cream dress

• Nils Lofgren's hip op bid
  BRUCE Springsteen’s guitarist gets both hips replaced so he can rock on into old age

• Oasis Liam's dyeing secret
  NOEL Gallagher lifts the lid on brother Liam’s beauty secrets saying he dyes his hair

• George does a rain dance in vid
  DANCER busts his trademark moves while filming Singing In The Rain for his new DVD

• Bizarre wins funniest column
  BIZARRE Editor Gordon Smart picks up Funniest Newspaper Columnist at LAFTAS

• Britney's been in a mugging
  SINGER looks fantastic in figure-hugging dress – then ruins it all by pulling strange faces

• Chat to R&B singer Ne-Yo
  WEBCHAT: SINGER will be dropping by the Bizarre HQ next week so email your posers

• Bruno strikes again in Paris
  HOT on the heels of stunt in Milan, Cohen's alter-ego gatecrashes Paris Fashion Week

• Quiz celeb snapper Hogie
  BRITNEY & Madonna's famous lesbian kiss is among his work - send in your questions

• Slob Lily scrubs up for lunch
  ALLEN heads into town in tacky tracksuit then glams up for a plush lunch date at The Ivy

• Britney is E.T. flown home
  SINGER covers head in similar style to sci-fi great as she arrives home from New York

• Heidi & her Pratt taco hunger
  HOT Montag and beau Spencer attract more attention - this time by taking on starvation

• Cruise tot Suri has top style
  TOM and Katie Holmes take daughter for stroll in New York, but tot's outfit grabs limelight

• Mel shuns Baby(sitting) Spice
  PREGNANT star fuels rumours of unrest and admits she didn't want Spice Girls to reunite

• Posh gets shirty with Madonna
  VICTORIA sports retro Madge tour T-shirt while meeting up with celeb pal Gwen Stefani

• Lovely Liz still looks flash
  IT'S usually her boobs that do the talking - but static wave reveals Hurley's frumpy pants

• Brooke Hogan knows breast
  REALITY star displays wild side by showing off leopard-print bra at fashion bash in Miami

• Peaches really is a monster
  IT'S official! Precocious teenager is branded a nightmare to work with by her MTV bosses

• Jodie Marsh spills out of club
  JODIE barely keeps giant breasts covered during night at celeb club Funky Buddha

• Some-thin's up with Madonna
  SINGER sparks health fears after stepping out in New York looking skinny, gaunt and frail

• Macca flaming furious at Mucca
  SIR Paul slams Mills in new song, plus see pics of Beatles legend out with missus Nancy

Thursday, October 02, 2008

• Shazza talks a load of botox
  ACTRESS Stone loses custody of son as she wanted to inject his feet with BOTOX for smell

• Adnan's Britney 'sex tape' fury
  THE Brummie ex of Britney Spears is suing after being accused of trying to flog sex tape

• Ags' knees links up with Daisy
  MODELS Agyness Deyn and Daisy Lowe are newest pals on the celebrity party circuit

• Dirty Pretty Things to split
  ROCKERS Dirty Pretty Things have decided to split after current tour to pursue new projects

• Yanks want a bit more Brand
  FRESH from hosting the MTV Awards in LA, Russell Brand lands a one-off stand-up gig

• Cheryl's scared of cotton wool
  CHERYL Cole reveals she's a big softie at heart — with a phobia of COTTON WOOL

• Jamie kills time seeing psychic
  JAMIE Hince has been paying boozy visits to psychics to discuss his relationship with Moss

• Photographer's life thru a lens
  SUN snapper Dave Hogan's finest pics are captured in brilliant book on his career

• Rourke's romp with strippers
  HOLLYWOOD star Mickey Rourke gets down and dirty with strippers in nightclub

• Danielle Lloyd sexes up 2009
  SEE sexy topless pics from the glamour girl's 2009 calendar that was shot in Dubai

• Li-Lo and Sam return to reality
  LINDSAY Lohan and Ronson are back in the US after their romantic beach trip to Mexico

• First outing for new mum Angie
  JOLIE ventures out for the first time since twin births amid claims of post-natal depression

• Ryan causes a stink at wedding
  JOHANSSON'S new husband took a break from his wedding weekend to go fishing

• What's wrong with CZJ's face?
  WELSH star usually goes glamorous - but not last night at UN gala event in New York

• United winger is Ronal-BO
  FOOTIE ace Cristiano sweats through his shirt AND jacket on night out in Manchester

• Model Moss gets set in gold
  SUPERMODEL Kate has been turned into gold statue performing a complex yoga move

• Rocco dresses down for dinner
  GUY Ritchie takes son out to Cipriani, joining Kate Hudson, Fergie and Sophia Loren

• Mario Lopez flexes muscles
  SAVED By The Bell star Mario Lopez enjoys volleyball game with bikini-clad fans

• Alba silenced by horror mask
  STAR dons Hannibal Lecter-style mask for latest ad encouraging young people to vote

• Lohan and Sam have it licked
  ACTRESS and lesbian lover look cute as they enjoy ice lollies on their Mexican holiday

• Kelly tastes life as rugby WAG
  BEAUTY Brook sits in the stands while lover Danny Cipriani makes comeback with Wasps

• Lily Cole sizzles for Playboy
  WEARING nothing but white socks, Lily Cole poses for saucy men's magazine Playboy

• Justin and Jess walk down aisle
  SEXYBACK singer and Biel attend their pal's wedding in Italy but are loved-up themselves

• Britney Spears back to school
  SINGER looks better that ever while popping in to see young fans at New York school

• Rachel Holmes in on lead role
  STUNNING Rachel McAdam will play Irene Adler in new Sherlock film NOT Sienna

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

• It's click Astley as Best Act
  RICK Astley nominated as Best Act Ever at MTV Europe Music Awards — thanks to net prank

• Robin Williams is Most Amused
  COMIC returns to the British stage after 25 yrs to celebrate Prince Charles' 60th birthday

• Hugh Laurie has House burgled
  BRIT actor's Hollywood Hills home invaded by thieves as he and wife Jo slept upstairs

• Neighbours girl in lesbian romp
  EX-Ramsay Street star in steamy same-sex shower scenes for new Aussie horror movie

• Bianca: That just looks thong
  GAZZA'S daughter can't believe she's seen a middle-aged women in a G-string on Ibiza trip

• Salma back with billionaire ex?
  SALMA Hayek has been spending a lot of time with her former fiancé in French capital

• Kissed a girl and got suspended
  THREE cheerleaders banned for performing to Katy Perry’s same-sex snog song

• Michelle: Why I have no regrets
  EXCLUSIVE: Michelle Heaton chats up our readers and talks tatts, fellas and Playboy

• Kendra's baps are under wraps
  NO boob-flashing for Playmate in Miami, unlike her last party host gig in Caribbean

• Stone wanted to botox her son
  SHARON wanted eight year-old son Roan to have botox jabs to stop his feet smelling

• Gemma looks lank in leather
  GEMMA Atkinson looks more butch biker than glamour model as she signs her calendar

• Topless tan for sexy Marisa
  VICTORIA'S Secret girl strips off on the beach to create some hot pics for her new calendar

• Pete and Jordan in show of unity
  JORDAN and hubby cuddle up at a club, despite rumours of marriage problems

• 'Britney to buy Adnan sex tape'
  SEXY singer will pay millions to purchase vid so she can destroy it for good, says friend

• Will Young gets in the Groove
  POP Idol dusts off white gloves for his new album - working with Groove Armada

• Artist turns stars into toy figures
  HOLLYWOOD’S most famous faces get a startling new makeover — as pint-sized DOLLS

• Titanic pairing lock lips again
  KATE Winslet and Leo DiCaprio enjoy a good snog — 11 years after their first screen kiss

• Feeling Cold are you, Chris?
  COLDPLAY frontman whips off his top to display an impressive torso at a gig in Italy

• Ricky Gervais is Pegged by Si
  COMEDIAN Simon Pegg lays into Extras' Ricky Gervais labelling him 'fat' and an 'idiot'

• Brook looks ace on red carpet
  SEXY Kelly Brook is among the celebs on the red carpet at Pride of Britain awards

• Primrose Hill set hit big screen
  WILD ways of the Promiscuous Hill set could be immortalised on the silver screen

• Robbie Williams pens Mars bars
  ODDBALL pens alien anthems at a UFO camp as obsession flies right into orbit

• That's ruff on your dog, Liam
  LIAM's wife Nicole carries tiny pooch in her handbag as couple step out in London

• Justin gives Jess a Sexyback
  JT and Biel are so inseparable on Italian hol they are even sharing walking duties

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

• Barker released from hospital
  BLINK 182 rocker on the mend more than a week after plane crash that killed four others

• Katie's walk on the wide side
  HOLLYWOOD beauty Katie Holmes shows she has flare — in her bell-bottom jeans

• Revved up for a big comeback
  RUN DMC star Rev Run plots oddest of comebacks, teaming up with Kid Rock

• I'll be Blunt ... offer's priceless
  CROONER James Blunt has promised to hang up his mic for good — for right price

• In love Lohan: Art & proud
  LOHAN angers record chiefs by demanding album art be scrapped so she can name lover

• Is Pete a cut above the rest?
  IT seems Pete Doherty is hoping the way to Kate Moss’s heart is through your haircut

• Skinner's a sad eco-warrior
  MIKE Skinner is so worried about Earth’s impending doom he thinks he's depressed

• Katy, Lily & Dita are a-Dior-able
  SEXY ladies Lily Allen, Katy Perry and Dita Von Teese support Dior at Paris fashion week

• Waggy birthday to Alex Curran
  ALEX Curran flashed the cash and treated herself to shopping spree as she turned 26

• Geri Halliwell's guide to film
  EX-SPICE Girl has new entry on her impressive CV - movie expert as she pens a screenplay

• Dynasty star in drug drive rap
  ACTRESS Heather Locklear charged with driving under influence of prescription drugs

• Stewart shows his playful slide
  ROD Stewart looks more like big kid than rock ’n’ roll star as he rides on child’s slide

• M&S Noemie's more S&M now
  MODEL Lenoir looks set to leave her Mark — as she parades in bondage-style outfit

• 'I thought I was pregnant at 13'
  FORMER wildchild admits she thought she was expecting a baby as a teenager

• Cameron won’t wed her man
  HOLLYWOOD beauty Cameron Diaz says she has no plans to marry Brit boyfriend

• Jen is taking a break from men
  HEARTBROKEN Aniston tells pals she wants some time out on her own after split

• Jen's a woman of the World
  MISS Ellison chats on settling down with new man as she joins cast of War of the Worlds

• Gemma strips off - for a year
  SEE sexy pics of the ex-Hollyoaks stunner wearing very little in her 2009 calendar

• Beyonce’s wigs worth half a mill
  CRAZY In Love singer has huge collection of hand made hairpieces for every occasion

• Playboy Kendra flashes boobs
  PERKY beauty does what she's famous for - but this time in public at a party she hosted

• Anderson: I'd ruin a good boy
  PAMELA steers clear of nice gentlemen and sticks to dating bad boys like Tommy Lee

• Moss eyes new music career
  SUPERMODEL Kate is intending to quit the catwalk for a career in the music business

• Claudia: I'll strip for sex scenes
  SLIDESHOW: German says no to modelling but yes to saucy films, music and Countdown

• Li-Lo hols with lesbian lover
  LINDSAY Lohan and girlfriend DJ Samantha Ronson relax in bikinis on Mexican getaway

• Britney: World tour next year
  SPEARS reveals 2009 will 'definitely' happen during first interview since breakdown

• David and his sexy little Briton
  WALLIAMS heads out on romantic stroll with hot babe and invites her into London home

• Fairy Paris works her magic
  HEIRESS dresses up as a saucy fairy in ad campaign and sparks engagement rumours

Monday, September 29, 2008

• Little 'n largin' it: Noise Sessions
  KASABIAN, Glasvegas, Stereophonics, James Morrison and Keane top bill at charity gig

• Girls Alewd hold hunks X-Factor
  GIRLS Aloud staged Wow Factor auditions – to find five hunks to star with them in a video

• Winehouse pals on 24-hour vigil
  SINGER is under constant surveillance by pals terrified about fragile state of mind

• Sexy Kath gives fans a real treat
  OPERA babe Katherine Jenkins looks diva-statingly sexy posing for GQ magazine

• Kate Moss's mix and match game
  KATE plays a game of mix 'n match with male pals during weekend stay in the Cotswolds

• Jay-Z on track to be Gem enemy
  OASIS bassist Archer brands Jay-Z a little girl for track about feud with Noel Gallagher

• Britney baby is pout of order
  BRITNEY'S cheeky son embarrasses mum by sticking tongue out at snappers after meal

• Iggy croc has a high old time
  ROCKER Iggy Pop stands tall as he goes from hellraiser to heelraiser during stroll

• Duffy on verge of collapse
  SINGER Duffy reveals she's on verge of a nervous breakdown — due to overnight fame

• Posh steps out in kinky boots
  VICTORIA Beckham steps out in kinky boots but admits she wears socks in bed

• Fatboy and Zoe want kid No2
  DJ tells 20,000 fans at a seafront gig that he and wife Zoe Ball are trying for a second tot

• Partridge is a pair treat
  SEXY Audrina shows off her bust assets in a skimpy black swimsuit on holiday in Vegas

• Kelly Brook in stage stripshow
  HERE is Kelly Brook in costume ahead of her West End stage debut in the hit play Fat Pig

• Nicole's Sunday wedding plans
  NEW Mum Nicole Kidman chooses junior Gladiator as Sunday's future husband

• Nat nets herself a model man
  AUSSIE beauty Natalie Imbruglia has been getting cosy with flash Freddie Ljungberg

• Eva's romantic kiss - with a dog
  MENDES spends date with boyfriend in LA on the receiving end of her pet pooch's tongue

• You can't beat a bit of Bowen
  WEBCHAT: BULLSEYE legend Jim is coming in for a chat - why not ask him a question?

• Naomi is on board with Vlad
  SEXY model Campbell and rich Russian beau shop around for a love boat in Monte Carlo

• Meg-a Women woes for Dennis
  DENNIS QUAID slams ex-wife Meg Ryan for dragging up the divorce to plug new movie

• Brunette Geri is now Biker Spice
  GERI shows off sexy new brunette hair and biker chick look at book launch in London

• Adnan: I have Britney sex tape
  SINGER'S ex-boyfriend admits to owning X-rated home video - and will sell it for right price

• Boris shows off new Herr style
  FORMER tennis star Boris Becker and his fiancée hit the town in traditional alpine gear

• Rumer rocks redhead locks
  BRUCE WILLIS’ daughter reveals striking scarlet hair-do at Los Angeles airport

• Corr... set your eyes on Paris
  HILTON wears a sexy corset and tight PVC trousers on an eye-catching night out in LA

• Chess look at Fearne's man
  COTTON and Steve Jones step out in black & white tops as Sarah Harding wows beau

• Chantelle pops out in Mayfair
  NOT very classy Big Brother babe enjoys swanky night out in classy part of capital

• Scarlett wed in secret ceremony
  SEXY screen starlet Johansson marries movie hunk Ryan Reynolds in secret